Cryptosanta letra

Classified project, moving light
Privately funded silent night
North pole station satellite
Red and white
Laser beams are focusing
Converging on a tyrant king
New dimensions!
Full of presents!
For the children!
In the trillions!

With a little bit of brains
Maybe we can do away with the lack of candy canes
Make Christmas every day
Through scientific enterprise, maybe we can open eyes
We can revolutionize the way we move merchandise
(It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)
No more naughty, no more nice
Just a present and a price
(As seen on TV, as seen on TV, as seen on TV)

It's a pillow? It's a pet?
It's a miracle it hasn't happened yet
Oh God, Something went wrong
I can't let you see me like this
I walked through the path of the beam
At first I thought I was okay, but overnight my hair turned white
I've been gaining weight
Involuntary spasms, like a bowl full of jelly
Outbursts of laughter
We must not tell the shareholders
That would be bad
Whoa, something to do with DNA
Something to do with gamma rays
White flowing beard won't go away, go away
Laser beams from outer space
Converging on my mutant face

New dimensions!
Now I'm presents!
Like Pandora!
Oh the horror!
Body horror, tendons snapping
Ribbons and wrapping, stocking stuffing
Skin is sloughing, bones are bowing
Something is growing
Something, oh!
Merry Christmas!

Lemon Demon - Letras

• 123456 Pokemon
• A Mask Of My Own Face
• Amnesia Was Her Name
• Ancient Aliens
• Angry People
• As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
• Atomic Copper Claw
• Aurora Borealis
• Bad Idea
• Ben Bernanke
• Between You And Me
• Bicycle Race
• Bill Watterson
• Birdhouse In Your Soul
• Boat
• Booja Jabooja
• Bowling Alley
• Brodyquest
• Cabinet Man
• Christmas Will Be Soon
• Chu Chu Rocket
• Consumer Whore
• Crisis Actors
• Cryptosanta
• Dance Like An Idiot
• Dead Sea Monkeys
• Destructo!
• Dizziful Bliss
• Don't Be Like The Sun
• Ebaum's World Dot Com
• Eighth Wonder
• Elsewhere
• Error
• Eventuality
• Everybody Likes You
• Everybody Loves Raymond
• Fiberglass Monkey
• Fine
• Fire Motif
• Flamingo Legs
• Fly Straight Or Drop The Oar And Wreck
• Future!
• Fuzzy
• Geeks In Love
• Go To Hollywood
• Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness
• Goosebumps
• Haircut (Part 1.0)
• Haircut (Part 2.1)
• Hazel's Modus Operandi
• Holy Bison Beaks!
• Hyakugojyuuichi
• Hydroeletric Viking
• I Earn My Life
• I Know Your Name
• I've Got Some Falling to Do
• Idiot Control Now
• Jaws
• Kitten Is Angry
• Lemon Demon
• Lifetime Achievement Award
• Man-Made Object
• Matches And Nails
• Modify
• Mold En Mono
• Movie Night
• Mr Porta-Potty Man
• Mr. Wolfgang
• Musical Chairs
• My Trains
• New Way Out
• No Eyed Girl
• Ode To Crayola
• Oz Explodes
• Party On The Moon
• Pepper And Salt
• Pirate In A Box
• Pizza Heroes
• Prelude To Presents
• Pumpkin Pie
• Reaganomics
• Really Cool Wig
• Redesign Your Logo
• Relativity
• Run, Harry, Run!
• Sad
• Samuel And Rosella
• Sick Puppy
• Sky Is Not Blue
• Smell Like A Cookie All Day
• Somnolence
• Spiral Of Ants
• Stick Stickly
• Subtle Oddities
• Sun Beam Light Show Flower Seed
• Sweet Bod
• Switzerland
• Take A Picture
• Telekinesis
• Ten Thousand Light Years Away
• The Afternoon
• The Ceiling
• The Fancy Pants Manifesto
• The Only House That's Not On Fire Yet
• The Saga Of You, Confused Destroyer Of Planets
• The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
• There's A Robot In My Head
• Touch-Tone Telephone
• Toy Food
• Two Trucks
• Vanilla
• What Will Happen Will Happen
• What's In The Toaster?
• When He Died
• When Robots Attack
• White Bread Boyfriend
• Without My Tonsils
• Word Disassociation
• Wrong
• You're At The Party
• Your Evil Shadow Has A Cup Of Tea